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The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".
"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage”
“But that’s extortion!”
“That’s okay, I work for the State”
That's exactly it though Destiny.
Hym "THE STATE isn't a wholey antagonistic organization, acting in bad faith, to harass, stalk, and gaslight people they have slandered until they can find a way to deprive them of rights in the absence of a charge! YOU ARE! YOU are not the state, Destiny! But YOU ARE the other thing! All to create the illusion that you are doing something substantive about the eternal fact that anyone who wants to fuck or murder you kids, just GETS to do that. And no one has to care because your baby momma didn't fuck them. And they don't. Ha! Hahaha! So no. Complete divulging of the information regarding who this is happening to and who is doing it and then the people doing it need to be brought up on charges and if their kids are under 18 they need to have their kids taken into protective custody. Because you are not reasonable or intelligent people and if you can't protect your kids without violating the rights of other people, YOU ARE A DANGER TO OTHER PEOPLE. Oooooor... Oooooor some random kid can just pay the price for what you are actively trying to do. It's over. No more Muslim gang rape distraction. No more chicken or egg. You. Punishment and losing your kids. OR you losing your kids as punishment. Indiscriminately. It is the only way to remind you that you are not the state and that other people's rights matter INDEPENDENTLY from whether or not your kids might get fucked or murdered. Well... That's not the ONLY way..."
You don't got the balls to do it without the state giving you permission and for them to do that I need to give the state permission.
Hym "Not all that deep actually. All I see is a media apparatus backed by the state shielding a charlatan from exposure so they can sell their incest cult to retards."
Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Intentionally delaying winning a match in a video game to artificially inflate your stats.
Player 1: Don't capture the flag yet
Player 2: Why not? Are we stating this round?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get my K/D above 3.5 by this weekend.
someone who feels that their state is better then all other states to the point that they have no interest in visiting any other state and in some cases are even OPPOSED to visiting other states because they have deemed them lesser than their own (with the exception of their current state of residence).
“The Californian had no interest in traveling to see me in Boston, and that’s when I realized he was a state snob.”