Rural Dictionary

Sparty

1) A party consisting of exactly 300 people. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

Hey dude, you going to the TCNJ sparty, they got 298 people. If we make it quick, we won't get kicked down the well.

by Cado Solum August 23, 2009

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Sparty

The muscular mascot for Michigan State University, featured as a terra cotta statue and foam rubber mascot at games and events.

Sparty has been featured in ESPN commercials, Jones Soda bottles, named "buffest mascot" by Muscle and Fitness magazine and was the first non-athlete featured on the cover of the NCAA Football video game (for the 2009 Wii edition)

Look, on the sideline, it's Sparty leading the fans in the fight song.

by King Leonidas of Sparta September 9, 2009

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Sparty

A party by which the people attending are disabled (Spaz)

Don't go in there, its a sparty its not for us.

by hero6192 January 23, 2011

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Sparty

If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.

If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
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Don't be such a sparty fool.

The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
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SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.

by lifeinsepia April 23, 2007

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