take you to church

When someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.

Luis: I'm gonna beat yo ass!
Juan: Keep talking and by the end of the night I'm going to be take you to church
Luis: I'm a GANGSTA!

*After Fight*

Juan: You still talking shit?
Luis: ... I think I'm gonna start going to church...

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There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

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“Take the night off”

An excuse girlfriends use to ditch you and hook up with other guys

My girlfriend decided to “take the night off” with her ex boyfriend

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Taking the Herbie to the curb

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

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Take it off the boil

To use when telling someone to calm down

John- I am so angry I think I'm going to explode!

Steve- Take it off the boil mate, it'll be alright

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Take a Ted Cruz

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.

Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.

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Take you to the Farm

The term which is said when one person wants to have sex with another person. It is said to see a Brown Chicken and Two Cows. (Brown Chicken, Cow, Cow).

When I get home I want to take you to the farm.

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