Random
Source Code
Random
When someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.
Luis: I'm gonna beat yo ass!
Juan: Keep talking and by the end of the night I'm going to be take you to church
Luis: I'm a GANGSTA!
*After Fight*
Juan: You still talking shit?
Luis: ... I think I'm gonna start going to church...
When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.
I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.
To use when telling someone to calm down
John- I am so angry I think I'm going to explode!
Steve- Take it off the boil mate, it'll be alright
An excuse girlfriends use to ditch you and hook up with other guys
My girlfriend decided to “take the night off” with her ex boyfriend
Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard
“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”
When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.
Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.
Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
The term which is said when one person wants to have sex with another person. It is said to see a Brown Chicken and Two Cows. (Brown Chicken, Cow, Cow).
When I get home I want to take you to the farm.