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To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.
*Two men walk into a restaurant*
Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*
-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner
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Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.
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The act of having your female partner's feet on the males shoulders and head by the males feet and the male pecks at the females pussy.
Sex is considered sura de bunda
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The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.
"As they had never before been together, Wanda gently showed Pedro the mano de dios."
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