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Worse than you're mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny COMBINED.
When this phrase is uttered, the speaker immediately transcends to the next galaxy, and the sun becomes a black hole.
Ryan: ur mom gay
Ethan: ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Ethan: say it u won't
Ryan: B E T
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
*solar system collapses, universe shrinks, Ryan transcends to heaven*
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A fighting game for the Nintendo Wii, Brawl features characters from all over the Nintendo franchises (plus sonic and snake), and lets them beat the hell out of each other.
A solid fighter played by many, but severely hampered by incredibly stupid and annoying 'additions' that come very close to completely ruining the game. For example, your character has a chance to fall over and lay on the ground at any given time, which is absolutely inexcusable for a fighting game. Another example is how the game gives you the ability to save replays, but only if they are less than three minutes long, and no serious battle is ever that short.
However, the biggest problem with Brawl is its unbalanced nature, with the character Metaknight having the unfortunate combination of being infinitely better than the entire rest of the cast and requiring practically no skill to use. This means that a less-skilled player can easily beat a professional just by using Metaknight, and that makes tournaments and such incredibly boring and stale.
Because of these unimaginably stupid miscues by the developers, a group of players hacked brawl, removed all the stupid crap like the aforementioned trips, and balanced the characters. The new version of the game is called Brawl+, and you can play it on the Wii.
Those who don't want to play a hacked game often find themselves going back to Smash Bros. Melee, the prequel to Brawl - a fighting game that you don't randomly fall down in.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl player #1: So let me get this straight - you just won because my character randomly fell over and you nailed me with a Bair while I was down?
Brawl player #2: Yep. Talk about an empty victory. I feel bad for you.
Brawl player #1: Melee?
Brawl player #2: Melee.
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The best damn one act play ever to grace Nevada, or the entire world for that matter. It had everything, satan, sexism, and even Queen!
Sam: Was that slap absolutely necessary
Satan: No, I just wanted to touch you
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Small brown penis flopped over the belt
Have you seen Brother Mattes's belt buckle?
The best game to ever exist, winning game of the year 15 years in a row.
Friend: What's your favorite game?
Dunkey: SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2! UH OH! SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 UH OH! SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 WHAT THE FUCK? Piece of shit! WHAT THE FUCK?
Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future
person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*
An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"
guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*