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You know when you've kinda had sex bur you're still a virgin? That's Swiss Virginity.
Losing your virginity on the same night as a friend.
Man 1: Dude I fucked Lucy last night.
Man 2: No way, I fucked Maddy last night.
Man 1: Holy shit! We're virginity brothers then.
Someone who has never had a crush
I was a crush virgin until I liked this guy... I lost my crush virginity
When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
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It's a tanamang mongoloind called jay / kitsuh who pervs in every girl in the world
I'm gonna kill that virgin sauce
"She's no ground round virgin. She's smooth as she can be be."
David Allan Coe
someone who has had sex prior to university, but hasn’t had sex in university, leaving them to be a uni virgin
“Look at jackson, guys a uni virgin, how crazy is that”