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The guy who made defined the word mackaplier
You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did
When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.
"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad
"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
A person of business at the cutting edge of current trends and fads
Geez Laura, that Pharmacy is Hip as Shit! 💣💥
if someone says this to you, they think you have a big ego. Like how Ice spice used it in her song 'Think U The Shit (Fart).'
Billy Billy Bob Joe: Wtf man, you tryna come up in my house and fuck around? You think you the shit.
Timmy: Cry about it lil ni-
When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.
Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.
Shit piles up
A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.