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dumbarton middle school

This has a bunch of ugly ass mother fuckers who have nothing better to do but suck dick and act gay. Have the kids at this bitch ass school either are under 4 feet or are a fucking giant. It’s amazing how many fucking fights happen at that school. Kids who are like 10 think it’s a good idea to beat the shit out of their classmates for fun. The teachers are even worse. At some point at that school you’re bound to get dress coded. Oh and also, it has a fucking blue ribbon.

Wow that’s a huge Dumbarton middle school Colin.

by Minesbigga November 05, 2022


School Slop Wednesday

when your at school on Wednesday and you just dont give a crap and pretty much sleep thorough the whole day

Girl one: Ergh, Karen its wednesday
(no answer)
Girl one: Yep its gonna be a School Slop wednesday

by kodathefrankfurt November 14, 2013


Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

by KopasSexTape May 03, 2023


Port Augusta Secondary School

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle

Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊

by JackelBalls4 March 03, 2023


Franklin High School

Franklin High School is a small town school were most kids either vape or play football with only a few far between that don't. All funds go to the football program for only two state wins and their perceived reputation. There are a large amount of cliques that represent a social hierarchy. However, there are some down home and humble people that make living in Franklin more bearable. These students and their families represent true American living and a true kindness.

I have many friends at Franklin High school however, anyone else is considered tolerable.

by Anonymus33 April 23, 2025


Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.

Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.

by Scooter gang October 10, 2020


Van Hoosen Middle School

All the guys here are ugly except for the Korean ones

Van Hoosen Middle School really sucks :(

by Skee89 December 18, 2018