Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

Shit Bin

Another word for the hole that is primarily used for dispensing shit, but also better known for the insertion of long and sometimes girthy cock's.

"Dude this chick loves my cock, im pretty sure im going to ruin her shit bin tonight"

Whip shit

Whip shit is like bringing down the house

Yo that penis is whip shit

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.

That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!

Shit and dip

When you state something controversial or problematic then immediately leave the conversation without letting anyone respond. Commonly done by trolls on the internet.

Come on, don't shit and dip. You're really gonna say "only pedophiles watch anime" then walk away?

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another