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A person who loves cum. Note that a cum slut may love other peoples’ cum or their own, or both. They just can’t get enough cum or cumming. A cum slut can be any sex, gender, sexual orientation, or religion, however not much is known about Zoroastrian cum sluts.
Dude, Jordan is such a cum slut. If they are not licking cum off someone’s genitals then doggone it, they are producing cum on their own, just to bring more cum into this world. Thus Came Zarathustra.
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When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.
Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.
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After giving her a creampie, I told my girlfriend to clean out her cum cubby.
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When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit
Damn yesterday there was brown cum all over my dick
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When you just can't manage a full spoon of cum. You've wanked that much that your cum is present but almost ghostlike in substance.
"Tom wanked that much in the car on the way home that eventually he only managed a Dust Cum.."
"I came but I don't know where it went....."
"That's what you call Dust Cum Tom."
On the job all night, she bled your snake dry and even when you came in her eye it was just Dust Cum....
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A cum coin is from a imaginary game it is when you get to a certain level in the game and you ejaculate hard enough you get this cum coin and it is made of cum and steal and it makes you very happy so get enough and you level up
Hey you
I got a cum coin
Wow you must have ejaculated hard enough
You know it man
By Ashley
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The Cum Valuation is the value your cum holds, which can be found in the stickiness, thickness, colour, sperm cells and amount of cum presented to the Cum Evaluator
Chad: Nice cum valuation bro, its real thick!
William: thanks bro, its all thanks to No Nut November
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