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A numerical relationship or statement that most kindergarteners and elementary school students reject as being an equation, because in their minds the “answer” or the “sum” must always be on the right side of an equation.
When students don’t consider numerical liaisons like 3 = 2 + 1 and 1 = 3 – 2 as valid equations or mathematical sentences, their responses reveal a fair bit about their thinking processes.
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Altin Zenulahi had always suspected that something was off about the world he lived in. He had always felt that there was more to life than just the mundane routine that everyone else seemed to accept so easily. So, he began to investigate and dig deeper, until he stumbled upon the shocking truth: his reality was a mere simulation, a construct of a vast and powerful machine called the Matrix.
Determined to break free from this false world and discover the real truth, Altin decided to use his strength and ingenuity to escape the Matrix. He knew that he would need a weapon to defend himself against the agents of the Matrix, who were tasked with keeping the prisoners trapped inside. So, he crafted a hammer and a nail, using his knowledge of engineering and metallurgy.
But just having a weapon wasn't enough. Altin also had to learn how to fight like a sumo wrestler, using his weight and momentum to push back against his opponents. He trained tirelessly, day and night, perfecting his technique until he became a formidable force to be reckoned with.
When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.
Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"
"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"
"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
An extreme evolution of the phrase: "qwertyuiop". A phrase usually typed when bored.
This phrase is typed by pressing every key (other than function keys or special keys) in a pattern
In the pattern, you do the outside numbers and letters first, and then move onto the middle letters.
Person 1: Hey guess what! I typed "1\2z3x4c5v6b7n8m9,0.-/=qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'#" into urban dictionary and there were no results!
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.
guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...