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A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
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God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.
Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
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this is a game that brett will never stop playing. when we are all on a game that even he has he will be playing that shit for hours. he needs help like this is insanely sad how much he plays it.
we need to help brett get off monster hunter world cause this is depressing
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Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.
"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."
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A financially powerful message board that sells thongs to horny anime-loving teens.
1. I play Duel Monsters.
2. I play Duel Monsters while getting laid.
3. I play Duel Monsters while trying on womens' thongs.
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A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.
Raquel: Did you see Brandi's dress?!
Laquisha: Ew yes what a sludge monster slut!!!!
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