The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.
Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.
A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
Marijuana. pot. Refer. The ganja. Henry Kissinger. Mary's daughter. High on hibiscus. Reginald wadsworth
Fuck your giggly bacon man. That shit had me knockin on my granny's door asking for blow and hard candy.
Dried up worms on the sidewalk.
"Why do worms crawl out the dirt ehen they know they're just gonna dry up and turn into worm bacon? "
Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric
Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?
Not great