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Once meant to be a term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'; has now been reserved exclusively for the magnificent, gorgeous and breathtaking J.B.
D-man was considered the luckiest man on earth when getting a chance to date J-bird.
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When a person has normal hair, except the back is gelled up, often looking like a prehistoric bird or somthing of the nature
"Hey, did you see bird head the other day"
"YEA! HE WAS ALL LOOKIN LIKE A BIRD WITH HIS HEAD!"
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A Person, Animal or thing. Not aware of there complete uselessness. Usually a complete asshole who Trys to bend rules, typically gets called shit-bird and thinks his pontiac grand am is fast
Total complete shit-bird is here.
Shit-bird needs to move his car.
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Noun. When women are on the hunt for mating partners.
"stand up straight boys, puff out your chests, the women are on bird law"
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Prostitute found in Southeast Asia
I had a hell of a night with that gookie bird last night but now my it burns when I piss!
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A term for a mousy-type woman, who might wear glasses and have a beak-like nose, and somewhat pretentious about films and stage performances, very dorky about such things and all, and has a preference for melted cheese on almost any other type of food other than unmelted cheese.
A cheese-bird may be known to smear brie on white bread and consider it a delicacy, or eat wheels of cheddar in just a few days. The cheese-bird strays from cheeses like Morbier, Stilton, and Cambazola. The cheese-bird prefers basic American cheeses such as Colby, Monterey Jack, Mild Cheddar, and even Sharp Cheddar too! And scoffs in maniacal laughter at the mention of Velveeta, somewhat pretentious in her faux-expertise on the subject of high-class varieties of American-made cheeses. She may consider her knowledge that 'chevre' is the French equivalent of 'goat cheese', and attempt to advise others, who already know as such, of such inanities.
Cheese-birds are known to fly to Wisconsin for winter, and sometimes, their bellies become so filled with cheese in such a cheese-fueled society there, that they can't fly out of the cheese-bird ponds from too much cheese-weight, and their legs then become frozen there in the icy pond, and they die there, lonely corpses, farting out fetid, sulfuric cheese-farts from their rotted and frozen cheese-bird zombie corpses.
Buddy #1: 'Are you still dating that 'cheese-bird'?
Buddy #2 'Well, kind of.....I mean, last I heard she was working at a renaissance fair, selling pickles and all. She's actually called 'The Pickle Girl', I mean, that's her stage name or whatever.'
Buddy #1: 'Man, when's that cheese-bird flying to Wisconsin, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Dude, pretty soon, hopefully soon, actually. Pretty sure Renaissance Fair season is over now and all.'
Buddy #1: 'Fuck yeah, yo, maybe she'll get stuck in a cheese-pond, whuuuuttt????'
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When several of your friends and or coworkers go to a party of a person you don't really like. Take a pee break, on the rim of the toilet seat, then yank some of your pubic hair and sprinkle it all over the seat, after 10-15 guys do this you have your Birds Nest.
Hey Jimmy, lets go to the school band party and put a birds nest up.
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