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A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"
an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.
mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie
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When someone puts two thumbs up someones anus along with their penis and preforms anal sex.
You better shut up or i'll give you a Two Thumbs Up Charlie Brown
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A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious
Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .
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A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself
Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!
exclamation of great surprise.
"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"
"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"
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a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.
Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild
Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !
based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
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