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A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized
1.When are they gonna make half life three
2.never
the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
Notes, highlighting, or underlining from a past reader that is found in a library book or a used textbook and helps the current reader. Like the helpful notes Harry Potter finds in his Potions textbook in the sixth book/movie.
"Man, taking notes last night took forever!"
"Not for me. I got some half blood prints up in this copy of Grapes of Wrath. Everything I needed was already highlighted."
January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?
Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.
Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.
Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?
Friend: Fractions
A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits
dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.