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A tractor with a cannon and missiles.
Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!
Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.
When two bearded men Tangle beards.
Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap
I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.
When you meet a guy on St. Patrick’s Day and their meat, cheese, and special sauce makes you itch.
Thanks man, your Irish Big Mac got me a penicillin shot!
When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.
Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.
The Irish Chillidog - After drunken anal sex, you remove your new chilidog and place in partners mouth, followed by two shots of Jameson.
Last night this drunk bitch was so annoying amd hungry from drinking Jameson. So, I did what any Irish lad would do and fed her an Irish Chillidog
When a red-head shoves his fist up a ebonys asshole and grabs there ribcage while trying to rip it out.
Bro. I just Irish ribcaged that fat black hoe!