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Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020


We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.

A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

by GrimReaper408 April 02, 2025


Kolossus work wear

Kolossus work wear - work brand company based in florida who specializes in cover-alls & high visibility vests

Among other work gear ....

Also see Dickies, carhartt, ben davis , catipillar, genuine dickies, wrangler

Kolossus work wear

story about Effort

Good people. Good workwear. Kolossus believes in solid, dependable workwear for plumbers, construction workers, roadside workers, electricians, and the countless other hard workers out there. Kolossus’s high quality workwear is just as practical as it is comfortable. We honor you - America’s hardest workers - by supplying you with workwear that keeps you safe on the job.

We are a workwear brand that had provided uniforms and work clothing since 2014.

Good people. Good workwear. Kolossus believes in solid, dependable workwear for plumbers, construction workers, roadside workers, electricians, and the countless other hard workers out there. Kolossus’s high quality workwear is just as practical as it is comfortable. We honor you - America’s hardest workers - by supplying you with workwear that keeps you safe on the job.

Contact info

Address: 2645 Executive Park Drive, Suite 442, Weston, FL 33331

Phone: 305.392.7940

Email: info@kolossusworkwear.com

Opening Timing: 9:00am - 5:00pm

by Blu_leef July 05, 2025


work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 02, 2020


We have no idea how AI works

Yeah, you didn't fucking come up with the thing so why the fuck would you?

Anthropic CEO "We have no idea how AI works."

Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."

Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"

by Hym Iam May 04, 2025


work from home hussy

A woman who spends her days talking to men online.

Not to be confused with a work from home honey.

Person 1: What does she do all day?
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.

by votme March 01, 2025


Work ethic

When an individual cannot be fucked doing any work for themselves or the benifit of others

Work ethic:
Alex still hasn't marked any assessment from 6 months ago letting his students suffer #noworkethic

"Alex, do you have our marks?" Alex: "They will be up tonight"

#bullshit

by BIT-STUMPY November 05, 2018