A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.
Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.
they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.
give them Jesus Nudes.
jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.
i like jesus tea
An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.
"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"
Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form
Super hot jesussy
I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus
Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus
That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible