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When someone skips a song you love
What the fuck? You smashed my jam
Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).
Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.
You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.
Whiskey Smash!
- Glares at everyone -
- Smashes cup on floor -
When you are stuck in between 2 sweaty Indian men/women.
Last night I got curry smashed and now I smell like spicy disappointment
Another way of saying anal sex.
Last light I was with Stephanie and she let me smash the gas.
The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.