Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

piping it

A response to someone's foolishness or weirdness or exaggeration. As if they "must be smoking something" (in a pipe. Hardcore.)

"Dude, it occurred to me today: have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really? Up close?"

"Bro, you're piping it. Seriously. Do you need a nap?"

suck the pipe

to be executed in the gas chamber

Charles Manson and his gang were org. sentenced to "Suck The Pipe" at San Quentin, but their sentences got commuted.

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

Pipe money

Money earned with the intention of using it to buy marijuana or devices used to smoke marijuana.

"I hustled just enough pipe money to get that Quarter pound that I wanted "

Pipe Grouping

Multiple Pipes in a piping/plumbing system that are running in the same direction serving multiple fixtures, assemblies, or units. These Groupings can be installed using a variety of different support techniques including but not limited to Unistrut racks, loop hangers, clevis hangers etc.

“We will be fabricating this pipe grouping down the corridor.”

“It doesn’t make sense to fabricate this pipe grouping because it is just simple small runs.”