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The Guys That Keep Winning Every Fucking Year
Oh, Let Me Guess. The Blue Devils Are Gonna Wine For The Millionth Time This Year.
When one puts The Devils Lettuce in ones vent of a car and once the AC is turned on, the high follows.
Dave: Yo Derek Im greening out
Derek: yeah I pulled through with the Devils Vent
Dave: no way!
Derek: ya
Dave: epic
Derek: totally
The REAL definition. Obtaining wealth/fame by any means possible and I mean any means.
"She is sleeping with all the top executives just for a slice of the Devil's Pie.
Hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they've done when you did something even worse
Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..
Guy 2- Aye mate?
Guy 1- I slept with your girl
Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*
Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?
Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture
Hitting a chop bowl with thc shatter or diamonds added.
man I'm fucked up after hitting the devil's diamonds
The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
Every night I'm in a different town
I'm the kind that likes to get around
Living fast I'm on the run
I take my chances 'cause I'll only die young
Live like an angel die like a devil
Got a place in hell reserved for me
Live like an angel die like a devil
Gonna burn in hell that's where I'm gonna be
I got no worries I don't care what I do
I'm gonna walk all over you
Loving hard and getting high
Hell's the place I'm gonna die
You hear me coming just get out of my way
I'm here tomorrow and I'm gone today
The path I'm heading got no easy track
I got the devil riding on my back