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A variation of the response because you touch yourself at night; answers to any "why" question that is asked.
Adam: Why is it when you mix ammonia with hydrogen chloride you get something that is actually edible?
Me: Because the world is round
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Jahre Viking, the biggest moving thing made by humans, period.
The 'Viking rammed a US carrier, the crew were like "did u feel a bump", the carrier was totalled.
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the biggest firework concert ever thrown around the world than was hosted by the best call of duty player who has a K/D of 6,000,000 to 1. this concert lasted 4 years and ended in england.
are you dumb you fucking queef head you look like a star nosed role mat innit fat fucking eggplant cunt, world war 2 was the best concert ever you fat uncle raping diccy liccy pokermone
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A delusional belief that becomes a shared belief among a group of people and altars their perspective of "reality".
That guy still thinks George Bush will go down in history as one of the United States Greatest presidents EVER.
What an IDIOT, he must be living in T.J.'s World.
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When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.
Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.
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A cross between the olympics and world cup only you can watch it without falling asleep. The WBC is a league filled with countries from asia, Europe, Australia, and the western hemisphere such as the US, Canada, the DR, Cuba, Japan, China, South Africa, Australia, Italy, and others. It was pretty fun to watch but the US didn't do to good on account many american baseball players did not participate, all well, get 'em next time in 2009!
EX #1: Whoa, the US beat South Africa 17-0 and it's only halfway through the game!
EX #2:
Guy #1: Isn't it strange how no matter how many teams will participate in the World Baseball Classic, Britain will never even consider joining it? I mean, we beat Germany in 2 world wars and they are still looking to join it!
Guy #2: All well, the WBC dosn't need any pussy british team, cuz America will only kick there ass if they enter!
Guy #1: Well it wouldn't be the first time!
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The main belt of the National Wrestling Alliance or NWATNA.
Big gold belt version a.k.a. HHH's precious was once Ric Flair's and later the WCW's belt.
When WCW split from NWA new version of belt was awarded to an ECW reject who ironicly rejected the NWA belt.
Ric Flair has held the belt nearly 20 times and current champ Jeff Jarret has hogged the belt for most of NWATNA's exsitance.
Woooooo! 20 Time World Champion!
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