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A term used to define when someone is playfully teasing you.
"oh you. You're just yankin my wank!"
How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?
Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
wanking during the process of banking.
what are you doing bro
wanking bro
okay bro
actually bro im wanking while banking
thats deep bro
An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!
A game where every Wednesday you search weird porn and go to the around the 100th page on google. Who knows what you'll get.
Person 1: Are who doing wacky wank wednesday today?
Person 2: Of course