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Something great on a pretty boring day.
Actually happened, Santa Cruz:
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours
Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!
Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
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When you drink Malibu and throw up on and then proceed to strip naked and run through the house punching other party members and screaming racial slurs at them.
Did you see Chris last night at the party? He went Chris mode.
Que Mode (sp. que - what) state of very big confusion.
When the boss was telling his evil plan, i entered Que mode.
sitting 2 hours in toilet shitting
Krieg: i went Astro mode on work
A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”
Cyrus stone bubbled the deep eleven in the middle of a $75,000 upswing, prompting full bridge mode
Ness, just Ness. Not the funny video game kid, the handsome enby living inside your walls.
-"Oh god, Ness is going full-on Funny Wacky Mode™!!"
-"Isn't that just their true self??"
-"Oh right, my bad!"