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Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.
These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
that definition was too long didn't bother reading
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October 18th is the national give your crush a hug day
Crush : talks to you
next step : give your crush a long hug
A classic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich made using any kind of long bread, typically a whole baguette. These can either be cut up and shared it they can be eaten whole as a simple guilty pleasure.
"Damn I'm feeling hungry, might go for a Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way."
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is wat a chinese prositute says when shes wants you you to fuck her for money
me love you long time for $5
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Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .
In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!
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When a man places his balls on an ice tray for 30 seconds and then places his ball sac on another persons face and/or mouth. This maneuver can be performed to a willing participant or preferably to someone who is sleeping or passed out.
Yo if this bitch dont get her shit straight im gona have to long island ice tea bag her.
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The act a ruining a womans night with the lack of enthusiam and the unwillingness of your penis to perform well, if at all, and your fat belly and uncharming parts begin to show. Hence the woman is greatly pissed with unsatisaction and new found hate, yet feels sad she chose you on her own free will
She just asked him to take her home and Jeff said to her," I would dissapoint you all night long", she accepted and he did.
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