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The act of puking your guts out naked into the toilet after a night of drinking, and blowing massive wet farts out of your asshole simultaneously.
Bro: dude you okay in there?? (calling into the bathroom)
Dude: i am never drinking four loko again!!! i narragansett blow hole every fucking time!!
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to be less than ideal
This party's going to blow donkey chunks.
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Blow the Man Down is an English sea shanty. The lyric most likely refers to a common mishap at sea during the age of sail wherein a strong, sudden gale catches a ship with its topsails fully set – the force of the wind, depending upon the load and balance of the ship's cargo, can actually "blow the man down", partially capsizing it.
Damn that wind is getting worse, I'm concerned it will blow the man down. Let's drop sail and ride it out.
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The act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. Then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.
" I just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then I got nothing in return. I just sat there and gave him an emotional blow-job"
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When you first meet a girl and your curious if she is good at going down on you. So you ask her to give your thumb a bj.
boy: (thinking) hmm i wonder how good she is.
boy: hon, can u give me a thumb blow-job? i wanna see how good u are
girl: i might not be good at it, i havent done it in a while.
boy: idc i just wnna see how good u r
girl: ok
. . .
boy: omg ur a fucking pro . . . if only that was my dick!
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A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.
Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"
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Any convenience store or fast-food emporium known to harbor cum-guzzling titwhores, at which one can be picked up or just utilized in the bathroom for face-fucking oral spunk-injection purposes only.
If the services are rendered on site or behind the building, it may more technically be referred to as a Stop-'n'-Blow rather than a Blow-'n'-Go.
We stopped at a Blow-'n'-Go to buy a six-pack and some drunk titwhore cum-guzzled me in the bathroom for a tallboy beer.
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