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an overwhelming sense of emotion used as a response to describe ones extreme anticipation, excitement or happiness of an event that has yet to occur - but will at a set future time and date.
JR: "It's confirmed. We're going to the party at 8pm"
Blake: "Shit yes!"
Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).
Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.
Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
Better be ready to work. So and SO will be here shortly and they are a real crap Shit Magnet.
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A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.
This morning, Kurt took a perfect shit.
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a derogatory name for black people
Look at all those shit skins at the KFC.
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A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
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