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When a person makes some ridiculous comparison on a current news topic, completely not about said topic, with the intent to take some moral high ground by referencing their agenda, or old news story, attempting to throw shade on the current topic, while high jacking the other people back to their topic.
"Everybody is so upset about a dead lion, but nobody even cares about dead babies".... Shade Jacking.
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a man with a humongous penis and balls made of solid steel
I bet that guy over there is such a jack benson
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All round dickhead swallows cock and will end up with cancer
He has a bit of hair and small eyes
His dad is rapist and raped his mom one night
Jack is a professional roof climber so he can finger unsuspecting clients
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Most complicated and most retarded person you will meet. If you see him, don’t say something stupid.
Jack-Nelson is a retard
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When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.
Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.
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Jacking off while hanging out with your bros
Danny: God, why can't I just hang out with my bros and jack out!?
Arin: I love to jack out with my bros!
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An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!
Greg: Breakfast time!
Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?
Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!
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