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The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.
Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.
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When a different male farts on your dong
I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong
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A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.
Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.
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Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.
James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.
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The fear of farting around other people.
Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
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A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death
His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!
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Sometimes during masturbation, a pocket of air becomes trapped under the foreskin. Upon pulling back the foreskin the air is released creating a sound similar to a fart.
Man: "Pfft."
Woman: Did you just fart honey?
Man: No, that was a bell fart. You wouldn't have sex with me tonight, so I'm relieving myself.
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