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Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF
Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF
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large male genitals, a large penis
Do you think you can deep-throat my beef shank dangler?
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While one is defecating they jack off and ejaculate down into the toilet on top of their steaming pile of diarrhea.
(note: Can also be performed on someone's body)
I was bored while taking a shit today so I went ahead and gave that toilet the biggest hot beef sundae ever.
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When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.
Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.
Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!
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A giant vaginal entry covered by labia that are discolored, hangy and unpropitional to the keeper of the vagina.
Oh my god that stripper had floppy beef curtains. Her vagina looked like a loose cut roast beef sandwich
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When a man craps out diarrhea into the vagina of a famale and proceeds to fuck her.
The Alabama Beef Stew I gave to Hannah Florer last night got all over our new bed.
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Thick, protruding pussy lips resembling a canoe.
The bitch was so busted, I could have paddled away in her roast beef canoe.
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