when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light
darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.
The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast
Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"
The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.
"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"
The female version of cock block
Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling
" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"
When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.
I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.