Something you say back when you don't know what to say
A: Hey bro what's up?
B:YA MOTHAS LEG!
A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
That was one great straight-legged shit!
When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners
LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol
It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!
Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!
YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH
DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype
the one legged squat is eating the cookie.