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There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020


towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.

"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016


Friend line

When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle

"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"

by Leafpebble November 25, 2021


hater on the front lines

Someone who’s hating on anyone they’re close too whether it’s a close friend or their family.

Man why you always being a hater on the front lines!

by Jflex August 19, 2023


Sky-line Chili Slaw Dog

When you are fucking a girl in the ass on an airplane in the bathroom at 30,000 feet without a condom on. You cum in her ass, pull out, then strap a condom on and proceed to fuck her in the ass. When finished, when you pull out. Your dick is now officially a sky-line chili slaw dog.

Sky-line Chili Slaw Dog.

Sky = airplane bathroom

Sky-line Chili = the shit from her ass.

Slaw = your cum that gets on your dog from her ass.

Dog = your dick in the condom.

by dude sweats. December 29, 2009


seed line collector

When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.

Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.

by Watchinfool September 30, 2023


relatives of consanguinity of straight line

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child

I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019