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The day you give your man a sloppy blowjob after he gets home July 18th
26th of may at 8:30 pm you scream as loud as you want!
It is just random
Stranger 1: screams*
Stranger 2: what is happening.!?!
Stranger 1: IT'S NATIONAL SCREAM DAY!
It’s when you act stupid though the whole day and confuse your teachers and post stupid people on y’all social media #stupid#social media
Yay it’s national stupid day
Imma go post this bozo
Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!
National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!
The holiday that I made up for today
Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"
Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"
If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!
Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde
Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day