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Like National Jose Day, National Josh Day is a celebration of all people named Josh. Go out and tell your local Josh how much you care!
Tommy: "Hey dude, guess what day it is?!"
Josh: "December 16th?"
Tommy: "Nah brah, National Josh Day! High Five!"
National Bertram Day
Lets celebrate the best butler every by telling everyone that they look like Bertram from Hey Jessie:)
National Bertram Day
Girl: Hey, today is National Bertram day. That means that we compliment people today!
Boy: Cool, what do we say to them
Girl: You tell everyone that they look like Bertram!!!! :)
This day is to appreciate your husband for everything he has done for your family, for helping with bring money to the family, helping with the bills, helping bringing food to the table, extra
This day is on August 6th
Wife: thank you for everything you have done for this family
Husband: why are u saying this and your welcome
Wife: because it's National husband Day!!
June 26th is national blowjob day
Don’t be rude give him some good head
Alex: I need some head, it’s national blowjob day
Josh: okay whip it out and I’ll get going
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The day you give your man a sloppy blowjob after he gets home July 18th
The holiday that I made up for today
Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"
Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"
If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!
Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde
Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day