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To eat something in a particularly moist way
"Sally really smunched those crackers"
"She's a real crackersmuncer"
A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks
I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now
The holiday that I made up for today
Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"
Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"