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Shit Shtickets

A phrase from Cassinese, that is often used as a curse, in reference to something stupid occurring on the speaker's behalf.

"Ahh, shit shtickets, I messed up!"

by Cassinese November 18, 2012


DA SHIT points

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.

Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.

by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010


Whip shit

Whip shit is like bringing down the house

Yo that penis is whip shit

by Meme broski April 17, 2022


Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024


Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.

That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!

by champspider-nicknack January 19, 2011


Shit and dip

When you state something controversial or problematic then immediately leave the conversation without letting anyone respond. Commonly done by trolls on the internet.

Come on, don't shit and dip. You're really gonna say "only pedophiles watch anime" then walk away?

by SkeletonFetus July 27, 2021


Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020