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Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.

John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.

by RedBonnet May 11, 2020

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Hamsta Brain

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011

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brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.

A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!

by brainconference54 May 15, 2009

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brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her August 29, 2008

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Blogger brain

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...

It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."

by redraider70 January 23, 2010

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brain fork

Quick change of mind

Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...

by Merg1 March 19, 2017

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Hermaphrodite brain

a gay lesbian transsexual or bisexual or transgender or intersex or bisexual or pan sexual person who thinks male and female sexually but is male or female on the outside

You are a hermaphrodite brain you act girly and manly

by Spike420 July 26, 2019

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