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slap poo

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall

time to slap poo

by jeff the weirdo June 21, 2020


Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.

"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."

by Poet delirium February 18, 2017


Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

by Beans&RiceBoy August 23, 2011


Poo vines

Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.

Derek couldn't wipe his ass sufficiently due to the build up of poo vines.

by Numpty134 June 26, 2013


poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 5, 2016


Connie Poo

Connie Has A 80 Inch Penis Soft And Has A 200 Inch Cock Hard, Also Has 50 Pack Abs, Connor Is A Absolute Unit With At least 200,000,000 dollars in pocket change at least infinite USD in his bank account drives the batmobile with robin as me and dorian's sexslave he has such a tight little bussy i could just cry.......Has A Loving Relation Ship With Dorian M He Has A 22 Inch Cock And A 10 Pack He Is The Perfect Man rock hard dick, Abs Cant Live Without Him........Once He Said He Would Break Up With MEEE So I Threw Myself Off My Apartment Complex..... Luckily! Hes A Doctor Trained By Johnny Sins Gave Me The Greatest Bedhead Ive Have Ever Felt.... in other words...........he is the perfect man

Connie Poo Got Head From Dorian M

by DorianPlzSuckMyCock June 11, 2021


Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 15, 2015