Rule -8

If you ask nicely, I will draw it.

Rule -8 is so cool

8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.

I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes

8-Stacker

The number of Compact Disks a lady can stack on her erect nipple.

Things got a bit loose on a camping trip to Straddie one weekend, after a few Espresso Martini’s, out came the CD’s and Emma’s nips, she managed eight... an 8-Stacker.

February 8

Cuddle with you gf/bf day

Bf: Hey is February 8th we have to cuddle

Gf:ok!

february 8

lick a picture of evan peters day

hey, its february 8th. i should probably lick a picture of evan peters.

February 8

Never lose a february 8th baby, they the best companions and loyal friends. Always down to have fun and go crazy!!! They are funny and cool. Always feel blessed to know such a unique character!!

Boy: Man that girl born on february 8 won’t stop texting me
Boy 2: Then text back dumbass, she a keeper if she born on that day

February 8

National bully your friend named Ethel day

Hey, it’s February 8 today, how are we bullying Ethel?