When you roll a backwood with less than 3 grams of marijuana
“I only have about half a wood left what should we do?”
“No problem, I’ll twizzle up a skimp wood”
Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.
Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.
When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
I just had the best j a y Black wood
Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.
Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds
Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»
A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire
Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.