brown knot

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.

"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

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Brown Ranger

A person who is just acting like a turd out there. It doesn't take much: a foolish mistake, tripping on a shoe lace, stumbling over a sentence. The power rangers used to be colored according to their race/stereotype so naturally the brown ranger is the turd of the bunch.

(kid spills ketchup on his shirt, trips on his shoe laces and starts crying)
"nice move brown ranger"

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brown clown

To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.

I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.

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cleveland brown

Similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player.

Last night I tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a Cleveland Brown..
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).

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brown betty

American synonym for "Apple Crisp" or "Apple Cobbler". Can use other types of fruit (i.e. Georgia peaches) Reputedly enjoyed by Ronald and Nancy Reagan, served from the White House kitchen.

"Nancy, could you order us some dessert with tonight's dinner please."
"Sure Ron, I could use some American comfort food - how about some brown betty?"
"Yes Nan; have them serve my brown betty with vanilla ice cream, thanks"

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pooter brown

A woman's asshole that is used as a pussy. To fuck a girl in the ass.

I'm gonna get me some "pooter brown"

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brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

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