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Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.

by CockleGobbler January 18, 2024


Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022


I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer May 30, 2018


Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.

Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.

by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016


Canadian mudbog

Anal sex with maple syrup used as lubricant

Me and my bro did a Canadian mudbog last night

by Gimprodmrtn May 7, 2020


stupid canadian

Justin Trudeau

see Justin Trudeau, stupid canadian that he is.

by natchoman2 February 14, 2024


Canadian comedian

A canadian who smokes pot then starts telling jokes. Some are really good, some are really bad, and sometimes you can't understand what they're saying. But they always make people laugh.

Ex. 1. Buddy: (with joint in hand) hey man wanna hear something funny?
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !

Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared

by immacookie August 15, 2015