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A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies,
I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.
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To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.
John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.
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Traditional eggs benedict with the substitution of real bacon in place of the Canadian ham. Arnold is the pig from Green Acres.
Since I have an aversion to Canadian ham, I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold.
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To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.
Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.
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When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.
{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner
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when someone recieves fellatio, spooges in the receivers mouth and then dunks the testies into the mouth. preferably the girl tongues them
When a guy is really stressed out he likes his eggs over easy.
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It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.
Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.
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