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genitilia of the red-haired male
The Linz's torte swelled when he saw the pretty girl.
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German for 'hot ass.' Bar lingo.
Hey, torte get back here.
(Hey torte, komm mal hier zu mir)
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Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.
Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
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Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.
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A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
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A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.
"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."
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