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pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
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some weird lady who calls ur phone twice a day and when u tell her she has the wrong number, still can't figure it out
Nora, that random spanish lady won't stop calling me. Will you please tell her in spanish that you have a chicken in your pants?
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The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.
She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
Remember the crazy cat lady down the street?
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Any computer connected to the internet.
(As in capable of accessing pornographic, adult material)
I woulda checked my email, but I got a virus on my naked lady giver.
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Having real or fake eyelashes that are ridiculously long, thick, and full eyelashes. Lady Gaga's are fake for the most part. You can tell because sometimes they cover her eyebrows.
Holly: "Wow your make up looks great today Cheyanne."
Cheyanne: "Oh thanks, it took a long time to get these fake eyelashes on."
Holly: "Yeah they look like Lady Gaga eyelashes! Haha!"
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a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af
pff whats that smell of cat urine??? ohh its just the crazy cat lady
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Something that Joe Biden can't help but stare at and sniff.
Donald Trump: Did you see those violent BLM rioters being destructive and destroying property?
Sleepy Joe Biden: I didn't see anything of the sort, I was too busy staring at those beautiful young ladies, aren't they gorgeous? I like to see them in shorts and being able to look at their smooth, slender little legs!
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