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Muffins made with and/or filled with the hair that surrounds yous asshole.
dude, my mom ate those chuff muffins we made and she said they were great.
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Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur
Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.
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you can use this word instead of the *F word or as some kind of "damn and blast" exclemation, or just randomly
"oh figgin muffins"
"the figgin muffins"
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Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.
Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"
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When you wear an oven mit and fist fuck ur bitch
Dude I muffin gloved my hot teacher the other day and she gave me a cross joint with 10 gs on it
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"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"
"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"
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A little person who someone takes under their wing, a "minime", a boy toy (but in a non way), a kid who hangs around you all the time (not to be racist, but usually little Asian people).
"Awwwwwwww!! He is so cute! He totally has to be my toy muffin!!"
"I love my little toy muffin, he's so adorable!"
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