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Drinking monster while having sex.
I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.
A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.
Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight
Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.
A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis
hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis
When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"
GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.
Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.
Evan: Blame it on the Russians.