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The real Beer Summit is a beer sampling event that has been taking place in Boston since 1999. There are now 3-4 events per year, seasonally- including winter, spring, and fall shows (they take the summer off).
These events (except the OctoberFest) have 60+ brewers represented and 250+ beers. More info@BeerSummit.com
I've been going to the Beer Summit for years, it's about time the rest of the world caught on.
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Sort of beer not available in America (Continent), enjoyed by Germans, Belgians and the Czech among others. (Also not avilable in France or the UK). Tastes like american beer but without the flavor of ass and with added flavor of beer.
Hans: Have you ever had real beer?
Justin: Yes, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Hans: Slaps Justin in the face.
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They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.
Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
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In states where the liquor laws require that alcohol no longer be served after 2:30 a.m., beer thirty is the deadline by which alcohol much be purchased, lest the party come to a screeching halt.
"Dude, it's almost beer thirty and we're out of Coors. Better make a run to the store."
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so your on the way to a rage when you realize you dont want to go sober... fresh 30 of natty light in the back, might as well hit the ipod and crack open a few road beers.
mcintyre: yo man got a fresh 30 in the back, natty of course
smitty: yo man im thirsty
packo: get the ROAD BEERS
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n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.
"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
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An unfinished beer. It can be in a bottle, can, or keg cup. A jersey beer is usually a forgotten beer that was then inefficiently replaced by a new one, and left on a table, countertop, etc. They can also result from a person not forgetting, but being unable to finish said beer. They are more often associated with parties, not bars. That is due to the likelihood of running out of beer at a party versus a bar, and the ability to pass out, resulting in unfinished beers. The discovery of wasted beer in the morning, which was much needed the previous evening, is the reason to use the term, with negative overtones. Earliest usage circa 1977.
Those frat boys act cool, but I have never seen more jersey beers after a party, what a bunch of clowns. Look at all the jersey beers! What a waste.
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