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spe·cial snowflake
/ˈspeSHəl/ˈsnōˌflāk/
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1, a person who believes that they are special in everything before the moment of birth. they ALWAYS defend themselves constantly so they can have superiority over others. they often dwell in the web so they can accuse big or small groups or companies like whole foods, chick-fil-a, kfc, etc. they're commonly associated with furries, feminists, peta groups, etc. they may or may not have a alternate disorder schizophrenia. for politicaly correctness, Peter Pan syndrome
2, an alternate individual of a sjw.
normie: hi!
SPECIAL person: whatdidyousaytomefaggo?
normie: what?
SPECIAL person:*bitches* i will call the swat team just because of you SEXOFFENDER
normie: *fucking explodes*
a bystander: guess that SPECIAL person has special snowflake syndrome.
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a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
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when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off
guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood
girl:i know
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Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.
This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.
Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
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Guy 1: hey man i just finished changed
Guy 2: dude have you tried out changed special edition?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: its like 10 times longer than the original game!!
Guy 1: dude where do i get it?
Guy 2: you fucking baboon its in early access and you have to pay money on dragonsnow's patreon
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Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”
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Rolled cigarettes consisting of butts either removed from the ashtray, someone else's ashtray, or the street. While considered neither healthy nor socially acceptable, they are often smoked by those with little money and a smoking habit.
Student: Oh, joy, no baccy... I guess I'll have to have an SHS.
Friend: A what?
Student: Second hand special (removes butts from ashtray)
Friend: Oh, crap, man, that's baaaad.
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